El Hombre Argentino Perfecto

As promised for Sauce, I´m trying to be better about updating my blog.

My roommates and I have come up with a list for the perfect Argentine man (or I guess it should apply to any man) for me to find while I´m here. Be warned: should I ever find this elusive creature, I will probably not return.

Here is the list (in no particular order)
-is between 25 and 30 years old
-is at least 5´10
-has a job (preferably office where he has to wear a suit)
-dresses well
-plays fútbol (soccer) or rugby, but also plays ultimate (or at least wants to learn)
-plays the guitar
-is a bit of an artist (can at least doodle better than me)
-knows how to cook
-doesn´t live with his parents
-doesn´t have a girlfriend (or boyfriend for that matter)
-knows how to dance (you´d be surprised as to how hard this is to find in Argentina)
-can speak a little bit of english (to overcome those small communication barriers)
-is a gentleman
-will protect me in the bars and biloches (clubs)
-has a nice smile and good teeth
-doesn´t have a mullet (it´s HUGE down here)
-looks good (goes along with the mullet and smile theme)
-snowboards
-has a car
-takes me out on creative dates
-interesting personality
-has a dog

As previously stated, should I meet anyone down here who meets all these criteria, I´m probably not coming back.

Also it should be noted that this list can be modified or even ignored at any given time :)

All that can be said for this search is ¨Buena Suerte¨!